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Not Your Mom's Don Johnson

It's pretty typical for me to spend a lot of my time here at Fox Movie Channel looking at stuff ranging from old to really old. But that's not a bad thing - in fact, it's the basis of this whole blog, that I tell you about little gems that you probably haven't seen. And if you've been with me from the beginning, you've picked up a few things about what I most like in movies. I like hot guys that I can pretend are my boyfriends. I like good acting. I like it when film or television lifts you...

Cowboy Upgrade, or, A Long Slow Burn

Say your husband's a big jerk. He yells at you and he's mean. But, on the other hand, he's rich and powerful and you're kind of superficial so you don't want to live without money or power. But still, he's a jerk and you hate him a lot. Then imagine that one day you're out in the desert on some sort of mineral scouting trek with your meanie husband and a hot scruffy down-home cowboy type who is acting as your guide. (Also, I should mention that it's the 70s, so your idea of fashion is a polyester pantsuit and...

Who's Ready for Some Serious Face Kicking?

Recently I found myself in a familiar dilemma: which prized piece of Fox Movie Channel cinema should I review next? When there are so many seriously good and seriously bad movies deserving the Unvaulted touch, how can I decide? But then I turned on our channel just in time to see Wayne Newton, in a shiny shiny jacket, emceeing some sort of mortal combat cage fight in which some dude (some dude I later learned is Chris Penn!) gets kicked in the face. And instantly my problem was solved.A lot of people get kicked in the face in Best of...